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Name: Brooks West How much money are we talking for you to eat gum off the bottom of a desk? 230 dollars to cover my losses this weekend. Would you rather have a dessert or sandwich named after you? What would the food be? Sandwich, The Schmeet - ham turkey bacon pastrami and 4 different cheeses. What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Avril Lavigne been dead. How important is pre-line? Dumb stinky important, climate change is real so it may even be hot out by THON! Any plans Feb 15-17? Learn how to floss. |
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Name: Jenny West How much money are we talking for you to eat gum off the bottom of a desk? $150 Would you rather have a dessert or sandwich named after you? What would the food be? Sandwich, a shrimp po boy with hot sauce. What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Avril Lavigne was kidnapped and held hostage by her clone Melissa for years, but recently escaped and killed Melissa and released "Head Above Water" this year. How important is pre-line? More important than Joe D'Imperio keeping good hygeine during THON 2019. Any plans Feb 15-17? 46-hour dance party with my friends. |
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Name: My name is Joe [D'Imperio]. How much money are we talking for you to eat gum off the bottom of a desk? $5 to chew, another $5 to swallow unless you have less then I'll do it for that. Would you rather have a dessert or sandwich named after you? What would the food be? Having a sandwich named after you is the pinnacle of human life. Chicken cutlets on a 9 inch roll, with provolone, broccoli rabe, long hots, and roasted red peppers. It's not exactly creative but I don't see you with a sandwich named after you. What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? All conspiracy theories are facts. The conspiracy is calling them conspiracies. Wake up people. But if I had to pick one, Bush totally did 9/11. How important is pre-line? The amount of people in preline can change the entire weekend. Classes are stupid, it's one day, please do preline. Any plans Feb 15-17? I'mma probably sleep a lot that weekend. |
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Name: Josh Brodie How much money are we talking for you to eat gum off the bottom of a desk? Well, considering we are only one week into the semester and I already overdrafted on my debit card, I’d say $10 would be fair market value. Would you rather have a dessert or sandwich named after you? What would the food be? This is a tough one but I think I have to go with a sandwich. Not a huge sandwich guy tbh but mozzarella sticks are a perfect food so my sandwich would have mozzarella sticks on it. That’s about all I’ve got for you. What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? There are two twin brothers in the NBA, Marcus and Markieff Morris, who are literally identical (like same exact tattoos in the same spots, same facial hair, etc.) but they play for different teams. Two years ago, Markieff was playing for the Wizards when he horribly sprained his ankle in a playoff game (like full 90 degrees). The next game, Markieff not only played but had a fantastic game. There’s a ton of other evidence that I won’t get into, but to this day, I am 1000% sure that Marcus just threw on a Wizards jersey and played for his injured brother. How important is pre-line? PRE-LINE IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. It’s the perfect opportunity to meet every single FOTO member (which is awesome because you’re gonna be standing next to them for the following 2 days). On top of this, if we don’t have people in pre-line, we won’t be able to get a good section in the BJC that is close to the floor. You’ll all be banished to the upper level which is the absolute worst possible scenario since you won’t be able to see me hold up One Tree Hill hot takes on the whiteboard. So please do pre-line. Any plans Feb 15-17? Yall can catch me on the floor during THON weekend with a basketball crossing random people up and Europstepping strangers for 46 hours!! |
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Name: Máire McLaughlin How much money are we talking for you to eat gum off the bottom of a desk? I wish I could say that I would do it for at least 100 dollars but I’d probably do it for free if I’m being honest with myself. Would you rather have a dessert or sandwich named after you? What would the food be? The Meet Your Meat Sandwich: Roast beef, pulled pork, fried chicken, steak, ham, bacon and mac and cheese with humus on it. On rye bread. With Old Bae. What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? That the moon landing was faked, the royal family killed Princess Diana and anything related to JonBenet Ramsey. How important is pre-line? Pre-line is v important and fun! You get free za and hot cocoa!!! Any plans Feb 15-17? I plan to be finger dabbing for 46 straight hours. |
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Name: Olivia Body How much money are we talking for you to eat gum off the bottom of a desk? That’s gross but I’m poor so maybe $200 but I don’t really know, I don’t want a disease. Would you rather have a dessert or sandwich named after you? What would the food be? A dessert and probably ice cream or a cookie would be good too. What’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Avril Lavigne is dead. How important is pre-line? SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!! Do preline so we can interact with all of you during the weekend! Please please please! We love people that do preline. Any plans Feb 15-17? Hanging out with my family in the BJC!! I’m so excited and can’t wait, thanks for giving me the opportunity 💙 |
